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A. Whitney Brown
Birth name Alan Whitney Brown
Born (1952-07-08) July 8, 1952 (age 64)
Charlotte, Michigan, U.S.
Medium Actor, comedian, writer
Years active 1985–present
Spouse Cynthia Swanson (1976–2011)
Carolyn Wonderland (2011–present)
Children 1
Notable works and roles Saturday Night Live
The Daily Show

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
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Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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